It’s not truly 24/7 after all, we gotta sleep and live a little!

Sometimes it’s faster, sometimes it takes a little longer (life happens). Feel free to check with us before ordering!

We’re cool with returns and exchanges, as long as the item is still in its original condition. You’ve got 10 days to decide if it’s true love or just a fling.

We happily take cash (classic choice!). Feeling fancy with a credit card? Go for it, but it comes with a +4% reality tax. Pick your poison, we’ll still love you either way.